Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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