I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My ass is underappreciated
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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