whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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