he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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