Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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