i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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