its not stalking. its research.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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