You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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