I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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