Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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