so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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