Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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