we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
