So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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