Jerry, you need to find god
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Everclear isn't food dammit
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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