Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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