bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
