Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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