We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
please don't ironically join a cult
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