Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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