My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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