I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I did not marry a roomba.
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