can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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