No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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