the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
