I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Randomize
