Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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