This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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