we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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