Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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