hell yes lets make some ravioli
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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