Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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