just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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