Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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