Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I think your dad took our porno
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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