Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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