So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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