Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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