I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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