So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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