Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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