At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Of course I have a pirate flag
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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