sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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