So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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