if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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