I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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