I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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