your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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