i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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