It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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