we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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