My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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